- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Connor is homo

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Who wants water? I do.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Mitt Romney

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Knock Know! Come in!

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