Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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