- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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