- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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