Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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everyone dislike this

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Joke

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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