What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

I hate blackniggers

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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