Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Dwight Howard

so...um, yeah

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

K

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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