- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats my name? Matt

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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