this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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hi mom

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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