- Anti Joke

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus