- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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