Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

whats brown and booky a book.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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