- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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