What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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