guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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