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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Donald Trump.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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