A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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