a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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