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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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