Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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