- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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