A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

What? Huh?

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Penis

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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