Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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