- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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