- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

sweating like antoni with a girl

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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