- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Pickles are powerful

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Poker face

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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