What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Two planes walk into an office building

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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