Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

I'm gay.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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