Dwarf Shortage

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

V I T A M I N C !

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Rush Limbaugh

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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