Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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