Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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