The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Women's Rights.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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