- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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