What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Cliterus

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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