How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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can you touch your toes? no

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