Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A kid has no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

there was once a jew

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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