- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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