- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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