What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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