- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Feminism.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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