- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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