- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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