What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

you...

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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