What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What comes after 69? 70

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

you dint have to be a jew matt

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

so today i took a poop. hehe

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What do you call an arab ?

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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