- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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