Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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This statement is false.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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