- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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