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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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