- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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