Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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