- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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