- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Women's Rights.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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