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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did the old man say? Im old

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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