- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

dry handjob

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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