whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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