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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

I love alchohol!

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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