Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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#Hanging Degus

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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it's funny because it's funny

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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