- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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