- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

I am a mime

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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