Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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