Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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I'm gay.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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