- Anti Joke

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side