- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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