Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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You idiot.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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8===D

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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