- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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