- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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