Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Horse.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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