Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

penis

Please don't shoot me

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Jebron Lames.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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