What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

pull my finger (farts)

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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