- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What did the old man say? Im old

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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