- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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