- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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