- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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