- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Women's rights.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Cripples are lame.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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