Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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