What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

I like school Said no one ever.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Once, I went to Peru.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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