- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Trump will make America great again.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.