— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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