- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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