- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

penis. nuff said.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

I am a mime

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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