- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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