This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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miha kako si?

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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