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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.