look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

woman's rights

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A black student graduated High School

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Title IX

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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