THE GAME

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

hello

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Eric is gay Ha

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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