What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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