- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

69 is a number not a sex poshion

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

were at work systems r down

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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