how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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I was watching Fox news.

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ur an fagit

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Bob Saget that is all

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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