- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

The queen having a shit

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

alert('The Game')

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Cripples are lame.

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