- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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