Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Face Hunter is scum

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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