What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Turkeys are obese

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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