Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Joke

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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when debbie meets downer

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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