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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Feminism.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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