- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why so serious ?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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