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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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