Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call an arab ?

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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