Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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