- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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