Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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