a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Get up Look in the mirror

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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