Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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