A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Immigration Laws

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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